‘Get Clawed Behind Bars?’

It’s like that jail rape nightmare. Via @MegTegal, who likes the food at Bars Cafe but “always passed on the crab stuff just ‘cause of the title! Creepeh.” Totally.

More seafood troublemakers here and here.

Devilled chicken not your thing? Then how about some possessed chicken? ‘Prossded!’ WTF! Via @sarahfactor.

More food-related typos here.

First there was ‘fashion’. But that didn’t look right. Then somebody said, ‘no, silly! it’s PASSION!!!!!!!’

And everyone said ‘ahhhhh!’

So they fixed it: ‘Pashion’.

Spotted at Big Bite in Nugegoda by @m_nasir13, who was “afraid that it would taste of clothes”.

Because ‘Cinnamon’ sounds Jamaican. Seen in Hikkaduwa by @sarahfactor.

Is the beloved eclair joining the hallowed ranks of other Sri Lankan adaptations such as the ‘bistake’ (beef steak)? The mighty ‘Igliya’ has been sighted again, this time in Wattala by @nazly. 

More yummy typos here.