‘Get Clawed Behind Bars?’

It’s like that jail rape nightmare. Via @MegTegal, who likes the food at Bars Cafe but “always passed on the crab stuff just ‘cause of the title! Creepeh.” Totally.

More seafood troublemakers here and here.

Devilled chicken not your thing? Then how about some possessed chicken? ‘Prossded!’ WTF! Via @sarahfactor.

More food-related typos here.

Is the beloved eclair joining the hallowed ranks of other Sri Lankan adaptations such as the ‘bistake’ (beef steak)? The mighty ‘Igliya’ has been sighted again, this time in Wattala by @nazly. 

More yummy typos here.

Think we’ll have the Gobi Manchurian (camel head?) instead of the Special ‘Dump’ Biriyani. Via Yamille Wickramanayake + Sajid Salih.

The Chicken Kiev Berger and the Butter Prawn Berger looks promising. Spotted by @Sal_D_Man at Slave Island’s Burgers King or should that be ‘Bergers’ King?